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  Sitting or Standing?

  by LittleToe in

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  a recent thread brought this to mind:.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/86271/1.ashx.

  i had a male friend, when i was a jw, who was taught by his mother to always sit when he pee'd.

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  Have any of you guys heard of people that dab piss on their face to reduce wrinkles? They swear it works.
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  Sitting or Standing?

  by LittleToe in

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  a recent thread brought this to mind:.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/86271/1.ashx.

  i had a male friend, when i was a jw, who was taught by his mother to always sit when he pee'd.

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  LT...you dont? Ok its just practical is all. I mean if I get the urge to pee when Im in the shower, I aint gonna get out and towel dry and then go pee or stand and pee while Im dripping wet. You gotta be practical man.
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  Sitting or Standing?

  by LittleToe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a recent thread brought this to mind:.

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/86271/1.ashx.

  i had a male friend, when i was a jw, who was taught by his mother to always sit when he pee'd.

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  When Im at home I stand to take care of business. However, when Im at someones elses house I sit. Number one reason, to keep the bathroom clean, the second reason, it cuts down on the noise. Im weird like that, I know. I hate being in a completly empty public bathroom in front of a urinal and then have Joe Shmo pee at the urinal thats right next to me!! Having so many other empty urinals ..he has to pee right next to me. That pisses me off, no pun intended. Oh and I cant pee in the shower if my girlfriend is looking at me, I ask her to turn around. Heatmeister, Im guilty as charged, being raised by a single mother she would encourage me to sit.
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  How many of you would pay $3.50 to meet me in person?

  by IronGland in

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  basically shake my hand meet and greet type thing.

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  *hands over $3.50 pesos*
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  Are boxer briefs gay???

  by Elsewhere in

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  i was just watching a sit-com and someone made a reference to boxer briefs as being a sign a guy is gay.

  i like boxer briefs!

  they are the best of both worlds... a combination of boxers and briefs.

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  I love boxer briefs!! I love how they hug my ass and lifts it up while at the same time giving my boyz the comfort they need and deserve. They are perfect (along with boxers) for the hot and humid climate I live in.
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  Funny Stuff (In Spanish)

  by G Money in

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  this is very funny, its in spanish but you may get the gist if you don't speak it.

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  http://www.elcerebro.com/archivo/motampax.htm

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  G Money...that was awesome!...How come i hadnt come up with that!
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  Were You Affected By Racism In The Congregation???

  by minimus in

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  i grew up in an inner city area with many ethnic groups.

  i saw very little racism or prejudice in the hall.

  i'm wondering if my experience is isolated.

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  I dont know if it was Racism per say but even though the English speaking bros were cordial they by no means talked with any of the Spanish Bros in the cong when both groups were in the hall. That would happen as one cong was leaving and the other arriving. Mostly the Elders did talk to each other but that was about it.
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  I Hereby Renounce My Viking Fanhood

  by ColdRedRain in

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  any new teams to reccomend?

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  Roybatty, you surprise me. You being a chicagoan and all should understand the rivalary between the north and the south. For you to downplay it, well, you probably a transplanted chicagoan. You probably put ketchup on your hotdogs too! Yeah Im a WhiteSox Fan. And? Nuff said.
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  Negra Modelo

  by IP_SEC in

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  so i trys this new beer tonight, its called negro modelo.

  i'm not normally much of a mexican import drinker.

  mostly like english and german imports (us majors dont make beer worth a crap, micros are pretty good).

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  Hands down "Bohemia"...It is the best beer that Mexico has to offer. Im very partial however to XX amber. Also "indio" is not bad at all. Then again "montero" is a good beer as well. But please, whatever you do stay away from "victoria". That beer, if I can call it that, is just crappy. Oh, and I almost forgot, "carta blanca", that is also a damn good beer. And if you ever have the chance, i think its the makes of negra modelo, come out with a special beer for christmas, its called "noche buena", it makes me look forward to December!
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  Linda Hitler - Part I

  by hillary_step in

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  most of my problems in life stem from the day that as a seven year old that my uncle persuaded me that hitler had a daughter called linda who lived in hamburg.

  linda hitler he informed me with a wild-eyed whisper lived on schopenstehl strasse and was a rather plain-looking young girl who worked at a pastry chef in one of the more up-market hotels that had survived an apocalypse of bombing during wwii.. .

  well, it was not actually the process of persuasion that convinced me of the existence of ms. linda hitler, after all i was seven and he was thirty something, but it was his fervor that did it.. .

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  I wanna meet your uncle, the Burt Lancaster look alike!! This sounds like a really cooll story. Waiting for part deux.